Cheese pleaser: Bar Vivant

As part of my Tapas Showdown Throwdown, we ventured into Bar Vivant, the new-ish venture by the folks at Pix.  Although I plan to talk about the entire experience separately, I felt the cheese plate especially worth mentioning.  Most items on the menu are much much cheaper ($1-5), the cheese plate weighed in at around $10.  Really in cheese plate standards, it’s a bargain.

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We chose the plate with 3 cheese varieties, which came with a candied pear, mixed nuts and berries, quince and sliced baguette.  It was almost too much cheese to eat.  Almost.  As seen below, I inserted a highly precise measuring tool (wine bottle cork) onto the plate to illustrate how thickly sliced pieces of cheese we were given:

ImageThank you, Bar Vivant.  Thank you for being an example of how it should be done.  In all seriousness, though, it was high quality and high value and most definitely a reason in and of itself to go to this place.  Go here!  You can find it near NE 22nd and Burnside.  I want this to work, but not so much so that I cannot find a seat when I wander in.

Tapas Throwdown Showdown Part I – Patanegra

The first place we’ve decided to go to to do this “research” is Patanegra.  This place has been around since forever for a reason:  it’s good.  But how good is it?  I guess we will know at the end of it all.  Since small plates require ordering many items and thus, many dollars, my husband and I have recruited another couple to go on this adventure with us.

We have a reservation.  An early one, really, 6:30.  When we arrived, there were a few people sitting at the bar, and two other tables.  We were greeted and seated promptly.  Upon reviewing the menu, the standard items can be found here.  I like that it is a standard list of standard Spanish tapas items; the gent who served us was obviously the owner and obviously Spanish.  That immediately gives it a bit of cred in my book.  He is friendly and lists off some delightful specials, we start with white wine from their extensive list of reasonably priced wines, along with the standard beginner items: chorizo platter ($14), assortment of cheeses ($12) and the cornerstone item that ought to be on every tapas list: tortilla (large, $9).

ImageThe tortilla comes out first, cold, the way I like it.  One thing I like to do when going for small plates, is to anchor it with a more hearty item.  The tortilla is such an item. I wish that there were an aioli to go along with it, but no matter, we are off to a great start.  The large gives you 4 wedges and lucky for us, there were 4 of us, so it worked out fine.

The next items to appear are the chorizo and the cheese.

ImageAlthough I’m pretty sure there are 4 different meats listed on the menu, I’m also pretty sure that only 3 different kinds appear on the board.  They were tasty.  It’s difficult, when it comes to salamis: there are many fantastic ones out there that blow my mind, that I cannot say this is the best I’ve had, but it is really solid, nonetheless.  I just wish there were more of it.  This is by no means a slight against this plate, it was good for sure, but my standards are getting pretty high these days.

ImageWe also dig into the cheeses.  Pictured above is $12 worth of cheese.  It is not the best value in cheese plates I have ever had, but it certainly isn’t the worst.  I’ve been straight up offended by the amount of cheese offered up in other places, and not in a good way.  Knowing how much cheese I can buy for my money, I wish they were a little more generous here.  There were sliced pieces of stale-ish baguette, mildly toasted to go along with.  The cheeses were nice.  I liked the selection.  I couldn’t quite hear what they were, as the place is starting to fill up and get pretty vibrant at this point.

We ordered our next round:  ham wrapped dates ($14), and salt cod fritters ($12).

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These came out pretty smoking hot.  I must confess that these are not usually my fave, but the sauce that came along with was a bit spicy and a bit delicious.  They are also a good size, but sadly, as you can see, there are 5 fritters and 4 of us.  It always seems to go this way.  Oh well.  We all had one.  One of my fellow diners cut the last one in half, not able to bring himself to be “that guy.”  The other half sat there and grew cold (until I broke down and ate it later).

Along come the dates, which again, I’m not usually a huge fan of, but am willing to give it a shot.  These did not really change my mind.  Here lies a plate full of ham wrapped dates, they did not all get eaten.  Maybe they really were not great, or maybe there were too many of them.

ImageAt this point, the entire place is bustling.  There might be one or two open tables, but that’s about it.  Our server/owner is the only person who is the server in the place, and he is hustling from table to table.   We have now run out of wine and could become desperate if something doesn’t happen soon.  Luckily, my secret prayer for wine was heard, and he appears.  This time we order red, along with the special empanadas ($10) and the ling cod ($15).

ImageAh!  4 hot empanadas arrive in short order.  There may only be one guy working the floor (along with the hostess, who fills waters, takes plates), but the kitchen keeps cranking it out.  The same sauce that we received with the fritters accompanies the empanadas and we are all glad of this.  These were a delight.  Too bad they are the “special” and not a regular item.  We gobbled them up post haste.  Fabulous.

The ling cod special also arrives.

ImageI wish I could cook fish as well as this was done.  It was perfectly flaky but not over or under cooked, which is usually where I get all sorts of sketched out.  The fish was resting on a nice ratatouille, with a mild red pepper sauce on top.  The fish had a nice salty seasoned taste to it.  I was happy.

At this point, we ordered the creme brûlée for desert (not pictured).  The crust was nice, but it was chilled, which wasn’t my thing.  A bit creamy and sweet.  It almost seemed like custard instead.

There is an espresso machine on the premises, so we were able to get macchiatos to go with dessert.  Those were nice.  Although coffee in this town is fantastic, too many places in town are only doing drip or french press.  I’m getting sick of people not investing in a good machine and short cutting it by charging me big dollars for french press coffee.  It’s not novelty; it’s cheap.  I have that when I go camping.

Our total bill for 4 people was around $250, which included 2 bottles of wine.  We had a lovely time, the ambience was nice.  The service, although it fell off for an almost critical moment, was knowledgeable and engaged.  The food, was quality, although some items were a bit smaller than I’d have liked, and some may not have been my first item choice.  But all being said, I would and will go again.  That says something.  There are definitely items that we did not get that I would like to go back for.

Slow Burger

On my quest to eat at all of the shops the Oceans have to offer, I’ve once again dragged my co-workers down for a lunchtime burgerfest.  Luckily, we got there right about 11:30, just before it got really kind of busy.  On a workday lunch hour, it’s best to really keep the whole affair to about an hour, even if the boss is out with the group.  First thing I noticed was the beer tap with the lovely hop that signifies Double Mountain, but like I said, it was a work lunch so none of this for me today, sadly.  The girl at the counter was a bit aloof, and certainly a little bit of a snit.  I consider not returning, based on her behavior.

The menu offers 3 meat burgers and a seasonal.  There is a token veggie offering as well, but I’m not going into that.  Another thing to note, is that the is they offer any of these burgers in slider form.  The burgers are huge, half pound numbers and the sliders are 3oz.  As the curt little lady at the counter told me “that is a little less than half the size of a regular burger.”  No geniuses working here folks, just great mathematicians.  Nevermind if you don’t get the joke.

I ordered two sliders and they are more than plenty for me.  I got the #3 (blue cheese, pancetta, and grape tomato relish), the seasonal (jalapeño, bacon, and pickle), and an order of the fries.  The fries are delicious by the way, covered in sea salt and for me, the perfect cut. After my food sat at the counter for awhile (along with other outgoing items from the kitchen), we took it upon ourselves to gather our own food by reaching over the counter, as the girl working there couldn’t be bothered with delivering food while it was still warm.  That being said, we all started digging in.  Every burger comes out piled high, no matter if it is a slider or a regular sized burger. I began with the #3 thinking the seasonal would be too strong in flavor for me to really get into the flavor of the other one.

#3 Mini - Blue cheese, pancetta and grape tomato relish

#3 Mini – Blue cheese, pancetta and grape tomato relish

Even the mini is significant in size, I’m immediately sorry I got 2 plus and order of fries, only because I am not going to be productive at work for the rest of the afternoon.  I forgot to order my burgers more well than rare, but that isn’t as much of a problem when you get the mini.  Besides, my burgers got to sit up on the counter, like I said, for a few minutes before my friends took action on their own.  The grape tomato relish was a really nice touch.  The pancetta was salty and delicious, as was the cheese.  I couldn’t really taste much of the burger but it seemed like the meat was good quality.

Seasonal Mini - jalapeños, pepper jack, bacon, slaw, pickle

Seasonal Mini – jalapeños, pepper jack, bacon, slaw, pickle

After downing the first mini, I embark on the second.  Those who cannot do a touch of spice ought not go for this one.  I love spicy and this burger was spicy due to the raw jalapeños topping it off.  To be honest, it is a nice concept, but there was a little too much going on with this one to be able to tell what flavor was happening.  I liked it, but I wouldn’t say that this, or the first one, was the best burger I’d ever had.  I know, Slow Burger is supposed to be one of “the best” burgers here in Portland, but I just don’t see it.  Yes, they were creative and put a lot of interesting and high end tasty stuff all over the place, making it interesting.  But the burger itself doesn’t stand out in any way.  It was more like a fancy wrapped present, but once you opened it, you got a pair of socks.  I kind of think that “the best” burger can stand on its own, regardless of the pomp around it.  This is the case here.  Did I like it?  Yes.  Will I go again?  Yes.  Is it one of the best burgers I’ve had?  No.  I’d still give that a tie between the G&G or Freehouse.

Bin 21

One thing I really like about Bin 21 is their happy hour.  That, and the fact I can find a good place to sit, bring or not bring my kid, and the service is always relaxed and friendly.  Obviously, the people here care about what they are doing.  They have a nice happy hour, starting with a reasonable glass of wine or beer and the wine pours are generous.  These people want you to enjoy yourself and they want you to come back.  I hope you will, I want to see it work.  Not too much though, because I still want a table open for when I show up.

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St Jack Cheese Plate

On a birthday dinner for my husband, we started with a cheese plate.  I would like to show you the photo of the abomination that was presented to us.  For $20, you too can be presented with what I would compare to the wine taste.  As in, “yes, it is good, we shall have the rest…” although there was no “rest” just an embarrassingly small amount of cheese, on the largest plate I’d ever seen.  I might add, the table was small, so a giant, mostly empty plate really stood out.  It was as if they wanted to accentuate the fact that they were serving a small amount of food to us, as if to thumb their nose at us.  I’m not sure if they realize that there is a New Seasons Market only blocks away.  I might have been better off had I bought cheese there, brought it in, and paid a “corkage” fee, like I might with wine, knowing there is at least 100% markup.  Maybe it would come to this.  The 1/4 of a thinly sliced apple, during apple harvest season, added a nice touch.  Hopefully the objects in the picture don’t appear larger than they were; the top cheese slice(s) were wafer thin and about 2″ x 2″, the middle piece was less than 1/2″ thick, as was the bottom piece.  The cube of quince, which was the size of a bouillon cube, added extra insult upon the injury.  On a scale of 1 to 10, this cheese plate is about a 4.  That is because at least the cheese was tasty, and the apple was in season.  However, I would recommend you give this a pass, and save your money for dessert.

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The cheese plate introduction

Why can't I get this in Portland on the cheap???

Why can’t I get this in Portland on the cheap??? The random cheese plate in Paris only costs a few Euros.

I am a lover of cheese.  And nothing makes me happier than the sight of a great cheese plate on a menu.  One of the great things about living in Portland, is the access to great cheese.  I live blocks from a Whole Foods, and they have a fantastic selection.  Even better, I live within walking distance to Foster and Dobbs, which is a pretty serious cheese situation.  Our farmers markets are packed with fresh and not so fresh cheeses, I mean, I can even go to the nearby Trader Joe’s and get a great cheese set up, and not spend much to have it.  So what is the story with the cheese plates in restaurants in this city?  Some are to die for and some are downright embarrassing.  This category will specialize in cheese.  It’s my own little experiment. My own personal rant maybe.  This section will be growing as I go, so follow along with me on my journey.  Hell, I’m likely to even share my own cheesemaking experiences, if I go through with them. We shall see how that goes.  Maybe brewing our own beer is enough….for now.

Smallwares

1/12/13

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The chances are, the more people make a big deal out of something, the less likely I am to like it.  Or even go to it.  I, probably like many Portlanders, am a Contrarian.  You call something restaurant of the year, I will call it rubbish.  Nothing ever lives up to the hype.  Knowing this, I’ve been hesitant to try out Smallwares, which has opened up in the Beaumont-Wilshire neighborhood, a mere hop from my house.

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I booked a reservation using OpenTable, because I try to get points whenever I can.  The family came along, because I noticed they had a kid’s menu, so to me, that says I’m saving babysitting right off the bat.

We were welcomed by a friendly staff, who seated us immediately.  The place wasn’t exactly hoppin, but it is a bit early with a child in tow. The atmosphere is kind of what I would expect from a place that serves Asian inspired small plates.  Take that how you wish.

I started with The Gin, which had kaffir lime leaves, marionberry shrub, and lime.  It shows up in a large tumbler and had great pucker power.  I liked it, but it’s hard for me not to like booze.  The husband ordered The Vodka, which had benedictine, lime juice, bitters and black pepper. It showed up in a little girly glass, but don’t be fooled, it was strong tasting. We started with the kimchi, which had cabbage, daikon, and pear.  It was solid, but a little sweet.  It wasn’t the best kimchi I’ve ever had, but I’d get it again.  Then the eggplant appeared.  Chunks of eggplant with chinese sausage come on top of a tahini yogurt dressing.  There wasn’t a whole lot of the chinese sausage, and it was sweet with more of a salami consistency.  I liked it, the vinegar dressing and the tahini made an interesting flavor.

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We waited a little while for our third item.  It gave us some time to put our hands on our wine glasses to warm our wine.  I appreciate a place that serves a decent sized wine pour, and serves it in a real wine glass.  Unfortunately, not only was it pretty cold inside, but the wine storage area must have been even colder.  It was basically refrigerated red wine.  Good thing it arrived early so I could try to bring it up in temp.  For $1 you can get noodles or rice for a child.  There are various add-on’s to that.  We went with chicken and veggies, which brought her meal up to $4.  A fairly substantial sized bowl with noodles, chicken, and veggies show up, and the child chowed on it happily for the entire time.  She even ate some of the kale.  Of course, I ate some of the kale too.  It was tasty, almost sweet, none of the bitterness I usually associate with kale.  This means, next time I come I will order the kale salad. Finally, our somen noodles arrive with its various dressings.  We were told it was more “substantial,” but I’m not sure that that is true.  I’m not sure if its not true either.  It was a bowl of semi-spicy noodles with some dressings and it was nice.  That was all of the food we’d ordered, and I wasn’t sure if we ordered quite enough.  But, the dessert menu came and there was cinnamon ice cream with Coava coffee and condensed milk.  I don’t think I’ve seen Coava mentioned at any restaurant I’ve been to, maybe I’m not paying attention.  But I was this night, so that is what we got.  A small bowl with a scoop of the ice cream shows up with a tiny pitcher containing coffee and condensed milk, which was poured over it.  Super tasty.  We devoured it in about 60 seconds.  Sadly, this item was $8.  I’m thinking it could have been either a little less expensive or a little bigger.  That isn’t really the going rate for a small scoop of ice cream and maybe 4 tablespoons of coffee and milk.  However, everything on the menu was interesting and tasty enough, that the husband and I decided we would be back.  We’d probably order all things we hadn’t tried this time, which shows how curious we are about it.

Basa Basa

1/17/13

With something great, comes something disappointing.  It kind of pains me to say it.  I want it to be good, but maybe it is because I feel more sorry than good about the lunch I had.  How many times do I have to eat somewhere, when I know it isn’t going to be any better than it was when I first came?  There was nothing wrong, per se, about the meal or my experience at all.  I know I am not a huge wing fan, but I sometimes like to think that maybe I could be.  I guess it just isn’t the case for me at Basa Basa.

My friend and I came for a weekday lunch and were the only people there.  Someone came and left, I’m not even sure if they got anything while they were there.  Back to my story.  I ordered the Basa Box, which is 6 wings with rice and mac salad and weighs in at $10.  For six wings.  For six chicken wings.  I just thought I’d clear that up.  Let’s get the sides out of the way:  white rice (nothing to say), mac salad….meh.  It was okay.  I’ve had better and I’ve had worse.  Seems like it was a bit flat.  I think there was more macaroni and mayo in it than anything else.  The wings come in 3 flavors, so to make it easy on myself, I got 2 wings in each of the flavors.  All of them came out hot and crispy, and smelled good so I was excited.

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I started with the Basa Ono, which is a Thai inspired cilantro seasoning.  It was a bit sweet and a bit tasty.  But the problem is that the coating slides right off and then I’m looking at goose-pimpled chicken skin, which doesn’t really appeal much to me.  I moved on to the Basa Yaki, which was a bit teriyaki and a bit flat.  Finally I get to the Original, which is the Korean spicy.  It kind of reminded me the General Tso’s chicken you can get from a grocery store hot bar (like Safeway).  I wanted it to be better, but it just wasn’t.  The chicken itself maybe could have been more cooked, I am sketchy about chicken, and having the batter come off and exposing an ugly chicken wing was hard for me.  It really wasn’t terrible, but for the $10 I spent, I’m pretty sure I’d be happier at one of the other places.  That’s probably why no one else was in there.

The most telling part about the whole experience, was as we walked back to my car, my friend asked me which of the wings I liked best.  I didn’t have an answer.  Not because they were all so great that I couldn’t choose between them, but more that they were all so lackluster that I almost forgot immediately after we left what it was I had.  Nothing stuck out.  I hate to say this, but I don’t see it lasting.

24th and Meatballs

1/22/13

My first taste was really because I went next door to Uno Mas and my child decided that she didn’t want the taco after all but wanted a meatball.  So off we went to check it out.  For $2.50 she got probably a 2-inch diameter chicken meatball on the cutest little bun ever with cheese sauce.  The cheese smelled like fondue, so I wanted in on it, but had just eaten like 4 tacos and felt I shouldn’t.  We took the meatball slider back to Uno Mas and rejoined our family for her to eat it there.  She took maybe a bite or two and called the whole thing off.  It totally paid off for me, as I got to eat the other half, after my mother in law had a taste.  I walked away wanting more, but knowing that it wasn’t going to happen that day.

The following week at work, I still had the balls on my brain, so I drag my poor co-workers along.  These people are good sports; like sidekicks in my food problem, and they seem only too happy to join in on the experiment.  Off we go to get some balls.  I love the fact that this place totally plays on the “balls” aspect.  Fantastic.  Nothing better than going on a lunch here with your co-workers and hearing your boss’ boss order Balls Balls Balls, while another co-worker exclaims:  “I got a Ball in a little bun!”  It’s the little things for me, total toilet humor, but we are all in on the joke.

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It worked out like this: I ordered the meatball hero with the chicken meatballs and cheese sauce, which is pictured to the side.  The other people who came with me ordered: Balls Balls Balls, which was a big bowl with 3 large balls covered in the sauce of choice, accompanied by a piece of bread (I should have gotten this), another ordered 3 sliders of various meats and sauces, which she loved, and the other person got a big bowl of pasta with balls and sauce on top.  My sandwich was a typical case of my eyes being bigger than my stomach.  3 balls doesn’t sound like much, but the cheese made it even more rich, eventually, I had to abandon the delightful hoagie/baguette that had soaked up the cheese in order to eat the meat.  Seriously, it was like fondue after all, but with meatballs on top.  That may sound gross, but it is not, believe me.  Plus, it had a yummy pickle.  Don’t know if that was housemade, but I liked it just the same.  The seating situation here is a little better than the tacos next door, and there appeared to be some decent wines available as well as beer to go with your meal.  All in all, everyone seemed pretty thrilled with what they’d gotten and there is talk of a return visit.

As a side note, a couple of other friends I work with went the following week and got the balls and did not like the chicken ones that I thought were so tasty.  They felt that they tasted a bit “off” like either they were turning or the spice wasn’t quite right.

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Obviously, I had to go back.  So I took a friend with me for lunch.  In order to get a better idea of what I was getting, I ordered 3 sliders:  1) the Ball of the Day, which was a spicy beef and pork, with marinara sauce, 2) the Spicy Pork, with pork sauce, and 3) the Italian, with cheese sauce.

The first one, the Ball of the Day, did indeed have a bit of kick to it.  Coupled with the marinara sauce, it was a tender, spicy delight.  I couldn’t wait to dig into the next one, which was the Spicy Pork.  The meatball itself was a bit less spicy, but still tender and yummy.  The pork sauce was a red sauce with pulled pork throughout, and it was cold.  At first, I was hoping it was because it’s pretty cold in there, but I eventually just picked the sauce off, because cold pork on a hot meatball just wasn’t right.  Moving on to the Italian, with the cheese sauce.  The sauce was hot and it is super rich and tasty.  It’s just like the fondue I remembered from my last trip.  The meatball itself was pink inside.  As in undercooked meat pink.  I ended up abandoning the meatball, but I ate the cheese covered bun.  I will chalk this up to an off day.  But if I get an undercooked meatball next time, I’m returning it.

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Uno Mas

1/12/13

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Barbacoa Taco!

First stop I made at the Oceans, and I could almost just stop here.  I love tacos.  So much so that I even have a t-shirt that says so.  Autentica’s Oswaldo Bibiano makes a great taco, for the most part.  But I have to get this side note out of the way:  I hate on Autentica, I hate on it so hard.  I find the food there flavorless and seriously, offensively overpriced.  I cannot say enough, how much I dislike that place.  But I love Uno Mas.  I cannot believe that both places came from the same man.

Black Bean

Black Bean

Here, I can find a good taco. It may not the best or cheapest taco, but if I include the price, flavor and atmosphere in my assessment, then Uno Mas is up there in my book.  There are a wide variety of tacos that one can choose from, ranging from the more adventurous to the plain jane.  The barbacoa beef taco ($2) was tender and flavorful and not a bit of weird meat in it.  Couple that with the selections of salsa at the counter, and you’ve got a deal.  The rockfish taco ($2.75) was good, the fish was flaky and fresh tasting.  For my child, I got the black bean and cheese tacos, and on a return trip, I got one for myself.  The bean tacos are a bit smaller and they could almost be compared to a mini bean quesadilla, but they were tasty, even if you have to eat twice as many because they are really small.  The pork carnitas taco was the biggest disappointment to me, I love pork in all its various forms, but this taco had more fat in it than meat.  The meat that was in it was a bit greasy, from the fat, and lacking in flavor.  I will likely return and give it another shot, but La Sirenita or Ole Ole Ole has a far better carnitas, although La Sirenita is kind of dark and grody inside and doesn’t serve alcohol, while Ole Ole Ole is a cash only shop, therefore gets a thumbs down in that department.

Fatty pork taco

Fatty pork taco

The tacos themselves are really small.  I am a small person and need about 4-5 tacos in order to eat a full meal.  My heart breaks for a person with a big appetite, especially at $2-3 a taco.  This is kind of where I see the same “deal” that I experience in my hated Autentica.  But whatever.

The atmosphere is sparse, but that is the whole point.  You are basically at an indoor food cart, the intent isn’t for you to stay long after you’ve eaten, total utilitarian, with high stools, which suck for small children and if you are disabled or in a wheelchair, you are totally screwed, again not the point.  I’m just sayin. It’s pretty cozy in there.

Beer selection is modest and in bottles, but you can pick out something to wash down your delicious tacos, unless you are on a work lunch, which half the time I am, so I am just wishing I had a beer instead.  My co-worker/friend is totally having a yen, so we’ll probably be back next week.  Another upside is that all these little shops in the Oceans kind of work together, so if someone from your party gets something next door, they can bring it in and join you, which makes it a great choice for a group, so long as you can find seating to go with.

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